Life as a Med Student:
In the real world a cute guy smiles at you and you almost walk into a telephone pole and fall on your face. In med school, a cute guy smiles at you and you almost slam into a table knocking a headless cadaver onto the remnants of its dissected rib age.
Oh, and realizing that you have bits of your lunch in your hair (it happens) is far better than realizing you have dragged your hair thru juice of dead person (yes, it does happen).